you can stay up-to-date on all of mckayley’s writing here.
below are some of her pieces from the new yorker, reductress, mcsweeney’s, and points in case:
‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything
‘That's So Funny!’ Says Woman Trying to Survive Uber Ride
Woman Inconsolable After Seeing Old Person Enjoying Meal Alone at Restaurant
BREAKING: The First Outfit You Had on Was the One
How to Ditch the Small Talk and Make All Your Conversations Intimate and Weird
QUIZ: Is Your A/C Unit Dripping Because You Installed It Wrong Or Is It Just Horny as Fuck?
Embarrassing! Woman Reading Book on Subway Only on Page One
Renovation Win! Woman Tears Up Pelvic Floor and Discovers Real Hardwood
How to Leave Someone a Voicemail Without Imagining Them Listening to It After You're Dead
Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog's Name Every 60 Days
How To Put On Your Duvet Cover More Easily By Getting Your Duvet Hard First
'Okay,' Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment
High Woman Watching Movie Acutely Aware That Actor Is Acting
Study Finds Zoom Fatigue Worse for Hot Bisexuals
How to Reschedule Your Way Into the Next Life
How to Be More Assertive at Work by Writing Emails the Same Way You Text Your Siblings
Aww! Woman Still Believes She'll Learn How to Skateboard Before She Dies
Woman Sits Next to Charging Phone Like It's a Loved One in the Hospital
How to Wear So Many Layers People Describe You as 'Hard To Read'
Embarrassing! Woman Bought a Product After Seeing an Advertisement for It
4 Off-the-shoulder Looks Inspired by Your Fitted Bedsheet
Hiring Manager Thinks Your Company-Specific Cover Letter a Little Desperate
Interval Training? Woman on a Jog Only Runs When a Car Is Passing
4 Festive Bisques to Gag on This Fall
This Woman Stopped Changing Her Email Password and Started Redefining What It Means to Be ‘Strong’
Party Trick? This Woman Learned How to Play ‘Wonderwall’ on Her IUD Strings
How to Manage Your Depression Without Buying a Giant Wicker Basket From Target
'You’re So Mysterious,’ Says Man Who Has Never Asked You Anything
Our New Skin Serum is Anti-Aging, Anti-Wrinkle, Anti-Old, and Deeply Ageist to Its Core
What I Assume Owning a Home Is Like
We Do Traditional Macchiatos Here
Guide to Making Friends as an Adult, According to Hades, Greek God of the Underworld
Do Not Feed The Duck—You Will Only Enable Him
Dunkin’s Smoked Vanilla Iced Latte
15 Subdued Alternatives to Harsh Overhead Lighting
Decor Themes to Elevate Your Airbnb
My Friend's Dog Is Actually Super Awkward to Hang with When My Friend Isn't Around
Five Zoom Habits That Say "I'm Actually a Sailor from the 17th Century and I Must Return to My Time"
Capture Your Zoom Therapist's Interest in Just Ten Easy Steps