you can stay up-to-date on all of mckayley’s writing here.

below are some of her pieces from the new yorker, reductress, mcsweeney’s, and points in case:

‘I Deserve a Little Treat,’ Says Woman Who Has Never Denied Herself Anything

‘That's So Funny!’ Says Woman Trying to Survive Uber Ride

Woman Inconsolable After Seeing Old Person Enjoying Meal Alone at Restaurant

BREAKING: The First Outfit You Had on Was the One

How to Ditch the Small Talk and Make All Your Conversations Intimate and Weird

QUIZ: Is Your A/C Unit Dripping Because You Installed It Wrong Or Is It Just Horny as Fuck?

Embarrassing! Woman Reading Book on Subway Only on Page One

Renovation Win! Woman Tears Up Pelvic Floor and Discovers Real Hardwood

How to Leave Someone a Voicemail Without Imagining Them Listening to It After You're Dead

Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog's Name Every 60 Days

How To Put On Your Duvet Cover More Easily By Getting Your Duvet Hard First

'Okay,' Says Woman For No Reason Every 30 Minutes While Alone In Her Apartment

High Woman Watching Movie Acutely Aware That Actor Is Acting

Why I Removed All the Exclamation Points From My Emails and Replaced Them With Links to Vaguely Threatening Images

Study Finds Zoom Fatigue Worse for Hot Bisexuals

How to Reschedule Your Way Into the Next Life

How to Be More Assertive at Work by Writing Emails the Same Way You Text Your Siblings

Aww! Woman Still Believes She'll Learn How to Skateboard Before She Dies

Woman Sits Next to Charging Phone Like It's a Loved One in the Hospital

How to Wear So Many Layers People Describe You as 'Hard To Read'

Embarrassing! Woman Bought a Product After Seeing an Advertisement for It

4 Off-the-shoulder Looks Inspired by Your Fitted Bedsheet

Hiring Manager Thinks Your Company-Specific Cover Letter a Little Desperate

Interval Training? Woman on a Jog Only Runs When a Car Is Passing

‘Everyone Experiments in Their 20s!' Says Mom Using Own Latent Bisexuality to Convince You You’re Not Gay

I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Wish Someone Happy Birthday on Their Birthday but They Still Wished Me One on Mine

4 Festive Bisques to Gag on This Fall

This Woman Stopped Changing Her Email Password and Started Redefining What It Means to Be ‘Strong’

Party Trick? This Woman Learned How to Play ‘Wonderwall’ on Her IUD Strings

How to Manage Your Depression Without Buying a Giant Wicker Basket From Target

'You’re So Mysterious,’ Says Man Who Has Never Asked You Anything

5 Oscillating Tower Fans Perfect for Looking Like a Man in the Corner of Your Bedroom When You Wake Up in the Night

Chipotle Worker Who Called You ‘Ma’am’ Still at Large

Cum-Stained Topsheet Really Pulls Picnic Aesthetic Together